SNACKS & WINGS
$9
TONY'S PIZZA SNACKS
Our take on a classic! Crisp wontons filled with a tasty blend of cheese, pepperoni, marinara, and secrets. Served with ranch and marinara.
$9
Add cheese sauce for $1
$9.5
LOADED CHRONIC FRIES (VT)
Chronic Fries, buffalo poor man's wings, jalapeños, tomato, and Stella's queso.
$9.5
Make it vegan - sub our signature cheese sauce for $1.5
$10
STUFFED TOTS
Bacon & cheddar stuffed tater tots. They're as good as they sound. Blue cheese sauce on the side.
$10
$13.5
CUBANO NACHOS (G)
Tortilla chips loaded with warm cheese sauce, shredded pork shoulder, diced ham, chopped pickles, and finished with a house mustard sauce.
$13.5
$13.5
MEATHEAD NACHOS (G)
Tortilla chips covered with chili beef, spicy queso, pico, cilantro lime sour cream, pickled jalapeños, and a cilantro garnish.
$13.5
$12.5
FULL MONTIE NACHOS (V)
Vegan from head to toe. Tortilla chips topped with chorizo, cheese sauce, ranch, pico, jalapeños, and a cilantro garnish.
$12.5
$11.5
CHRONIC CHICKEN POPPLERS
Our famous fries loaded with crispy chicken bites, tossed in your choice of sauce, and garnished with scallions.
$11.5
$7
SPICY QUESO DIP (VT)(G)
Made with melted cheese & salsa. Topped with fresh jalapeños & scallions. Served with tortilla chips.
$7
Add chili beef for $3
$15.50
REAL CHICKEN WINGS
8 wings tossed in your choice of sauce. Served with celery sticks & vegan ranch.
$15.50
Sauce options: Buffalo Hot, Mild, Golden BBQ, Sweet Chili, Garlic "Parm", or Cherry Bourbon
$10
POOR MAN'S POTATO WINGS (V)
10 breaded potato wedges tossed in your choice of sauce. Served with celery sticks & vegan ranch.
$10
$11.5
VEGAN CHICK(PEA) WINGS (V)
House-made garbanzo "wings" tossed in in your choice of sauce. Served with celery sticks & vegan ranch.
$11.5
$7
CHRONIC FRIES (V)
Our house fries with a secret spicy seasoning. Served with spicy avocado ranch. A must try!
$7
Add spicy queso or cheese sauce for $1
BURGERS
All 100% black certified Angus beef burgers are topped with lettuce, tomato, onion, sliced pickle, and a fried onion ring. Served with Chronic or naked fries, sub onion rings +2.
$14.5
STELLA BLUE
Pretty simple. Stuffed with white American cheese then topped with bacon and blue cheese sauce.
$14.5
$14
GOVERNMENT CHEESE
Stuffed and topped with white American cheese.
$14
$14.25
QUESO JALAPEÑO
Stuffed with white American cheese, topped with spicy queso, and pickled jalapeños.
$14.25
$14.5
THE MR. FABLES
The ultimate olive burger! Topped with a ton of green olives, dirty martini mayo, and Swiss cheese.
$14.5
$15.5
"CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT"
A special so good, it stuck around. Stacked with pork carnitas, cilantro slaw, avocado crema, and pineapple butter on a pretzel bun.
$15.5
$13
PLAIN BURGER
Just the basics: lettuce, tomato, onion, sliced pickle, and a fried onion ring.
$13
$15
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE HAWAII (V)
Blackened Impossible Burger® patty, topped with a grilled pineapple ring, BBQ sauce, spinach, sautéed peppers, and onions. Served on a pretzel bun.
$15
$13.5
HIPPIE STUFFED (V)
House-made black bean and lentil burger with vegan 1000 island, lettuce, tomato, and vegan onion ring. Served on a pretzel bun.
$13.5
Add violife vegan cheese or sliced cheese for $1
SALADS
Make any salad a wrap and add fries for $1
$12.5
YOUR MOM'S RAMEN SALAD (VT)
Crunchy ramen noodles tossed with fresh romaine, cabbage, and toasted almonds in a zesty sesame vinaigrette. Garnished with scallions.
$12.5
Add chicken bites +3 | Plant-based chicken $4 | Bacon $2.75
$13
JUST A COBB (G)
Crisp romaine topped with chopped bacon, hard-boiled egg, grape tomatoes, blue cheese, and red onion. Served with green goddess dressing.
$13
Add chicken bites +3 | Plant-based chicken $4
$13.5
CRISPY CHICK
Romaine loaded with cheddar cheese, fried chicken bites, red onion, and grape tomatoes. Served with honey mustard dressing.
$13.5
Sub plant-based chicken +1
FAVORITES
$12.5
FRIED BOLOGNA SANDO
Texas toast, fried bologna, white American cheese, dill potato chips, spicy mustard aioli, onion, and shredded lettuce. Served with Chronic Fries.
$12.5
$13
BLACKBERRY BACON JAM GRILLED CHEESE
Melted brie, blackberry bacon jam, and red onion, on sourdough. Served with Chronic Fries.
$13
$12.5
VEGAN SUPREME (V)
Vegan chorizo, chipotle black beans, tostada shell, jalapeños, tomato, and vegan cheese. Folded up in a flour tortilla and grilled to perfection. Served with Chronic Fries.
$12.5
$12
MAC & CHEEZ-IT (VT)
Mac coated in decadent gouda cheese sauce, topped with crushed Cheez-Its and garnished with green onion.
$12
Add a protein! Chili beef $3, chicken bites $4, bacon $2.75
$10
CHILI CHEESE DOG
Angus beef hot dog topped with chili beef, shredded cheddar, and diced onions. Served with Chronic Fries.
$10
Add another dog for $5
$12
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$12.5
WALKING TACO
A jumbo bag of Fritos loaded with:
$12
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$12.5
OG: beef chili, cheddar cheese, shredded lettuce, cilantro lime sour cream, and fresh pico. $12
VEGAN: vegan chorizo, vegan cheese sauce, vegan ranch, shredded lettuce, and fresh pico. $12.5
$11.5
SWEET POTATO BURRITO (V)
Sweet potato-rice-black bean mix, vegan ranch, lettuce, tomato, and onion in a spinach wrap. Served with a side of fresh pico and chips.
$11.5
$12
ANGRY PIG TACOS
Spicy pork carnitas, cilantro slaw, and cilantro lime sour cream on corn tortillas. Served with a side of pico, spicy queso, and tortilla chips.
$12
Hit the road. Switch your chips to a jumbo bag of Fritos and make it a Walking Taco for $1
$12.5
THE ROAD RUNNER WRAP
Fajita-marinated chicken, sautéed onions, peppers, fresh lettuce & tomato, cilantro lime sour cream, spicy queso, wrapped in a sun-dried tomato & basil tortilla. Served with a side of fresh pico & tortilla chips.
$12.5
LUNCH WED-SUN OPEN @ 12PM
$13
BLT
Sourdough, bacon, lettuce, tomato, garlic aioli. Served with Chronic Fries.
$13
$10
FRIED EGG SANDWICH (VT)
Texas Toast, two fried eggs, white American cheese, basil aioli. Served with Chronic Fries.
$10
$12.50
PULLED PORK SANDWICH
Pretzel bun, fire-braised pork, cilantro slaw, avocado crema. Served with Chronic Fries.
$12.50
DESSERTS
ICE CREAM SANDWICH
Rotating flavor - ask your server for details! Ice cream sandwich filled with a large scoop of Hudson Creamery ice cream between two perfectly baked cookies.
(V) Vegan | (VT) Vegetarian | (G) Gluten Sensitive
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